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(What is that weird black thing on the table?)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/watch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>watch</image:title><image:caption>It's time to get your creative mojo back!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-08T05:00:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2013/03/13/matrimony-the-musical/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/drunk-girls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk girls</image:title><image:caption>Drink enough champagne and you don't even need the groom. Do the bridesmaid boogie...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/weddingsinger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEDDINGSINGER</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-13T23:11:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2013/02/28/wow-what-a-ride/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>?????????????</image:title><image:caption>Excuse me but I want to be alone now with my books. And DVDs. And magazines. And full-size Edward pillow...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/suitcase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SUITCASE</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-14T20:21:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2013/02/08/concerning-cup-holders/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/salesman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>salesman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/to-go-cup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>to go cup</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-08T20:06:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2013/01/09/what-the-world-needs-now/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-10T18:20:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2012/11/29/im-dreaming-of-a-skype-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pants-on.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pants on</image:title><image:caption>They're not hanging on every word of your presentation... they're wondering if you have pants on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/crying-picture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crying-picture</image:title><image:caption>Let's all pretend I cry this pretty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-13T17:44:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2012/08/03/change-is-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pout</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/microsoft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>microsoft</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/flexible.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flexible</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-18T01:26:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2012/04/30/crawling-out-of-my-cave/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tweetlove.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tweetlove</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/squirrels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squirrels</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hibernation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hibernation</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-11T01:50:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2012/01/12/mid-century-defiance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tooyoungforaarp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tooyoungforaarp</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-17T16:13:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/12/20/baby-you-can-drive-my-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/magiccar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magiccar</image:title><image:caption>Snowbell is cleverly disguised as a 10-year-old POS to avoid rampant magic car theft in the area.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-22T09:19:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/12/16/the-gift-your-kids-cant-open/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/santakid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SANTAKID</image:title><image:caption>Why, yes that is a devil horn behind the Santa hat. 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Really.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-20T04:47:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/11/28/its-not-rude-if-you-put-a-bow-on-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/10k-beads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10k beads</image:title><image:caption>Just so you know, if anyone buys this for my kid I will unfriend, block and disown you so fast your head will spin.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-01T05:10:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/10/26/spider-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/spiderweb1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SPIDERWEB</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/spiderweb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SPIDERWEB</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T13:49:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/08/29/stormy-seas-and-leaky-lifeboats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/stormyeye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stormyeye</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T13:50:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/08/25/orange-folders-and-martini-lunches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tarsiers1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tarsiers</image:title><image:caption>The rare tarsier is not amused by orange folders or mill levies. (Photo courtesy of toptenz.net)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tarsiers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tarsiers</image:title><image:caption>The rare tarsier is not amused by orange folders or mill levies. (photo courtesy of toptenz.net)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T13:51:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/07/30/contentment-comes-quietly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/giraffebaby_7-29-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GiraffeBaby_7.29.11</image:title><image:caption>The birth of this little guy at the Virginia Zoo this week only added to my bliss. I looooove giraffes!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-08T07:54:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/07/16/the-big-five-oh-my-god/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/how-old.jpg</image:loc><image:title>How Old</image:title><image:caption>B-b-but I was just 40 last week...or so.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/50flute.jpg</image:loc><image:title>50flute</image:title><image:caption>Cheers to half a century, well-lived.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/100_1817.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1817</image:title><image:caption>Some of the crazies I plan to meet in September. #42 - CHECK!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/rogue-x-men.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rogue-x-men</image:title><image:caption>It's a little scary how much we look alike. Form a straight line, boys.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T14:09:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/06/29/a-weapon-of-moth-destruction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jazzy-killer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jazzy killer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T14:14:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/04/06/my-not-so-violent-torpedo-of-truth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/charlie-bad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charlie bad</image:title><image:caption>Stay in your corner, you greedy, violent narcissist!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/wineglass1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wineglass</image:title><image:caption>My glass is always half full... until I refill that sucker.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/wineglass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wineglass</image:title><image:caption>My glass is always half full... then I refill that sucker!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-07T17:02:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/03/08/cant-we-all-just-get-along/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/birdmoney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birdmoney</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/l-pejchar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>L Pejchar</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Liba Pejchar</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-07T02:46:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/02/22/hes-a-magic-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/danjasperson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danjasperson</image:title><image:caption>Dan Jaspersen knows your card.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/howdhedothat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>howdhedothat</image:title><image:caption>I can already tell you, I have no idea.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-22T14:25:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/02/17/death-and-daffodils/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/death-and-dafs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>death and dafs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-05-22T22:30:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/02/03/the-ugly-truth-about-bridesmaid-dresses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ugly-dress-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ugly dress 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/susan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Susan</image:title><image:caption>If you could see the entire dress you'd understand why I was drinking. Photo courtesy of the Susan Richards Historical Society.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-14T20:16:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2011/01/27/moving-write-along-in-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/gallery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gallery</image:title><image:caption>A bittersweet memory of the amazing space I once created. The hot chick on the right looks vaguely familiar. She used to drink all my wine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/new-moon-slippers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Moon slippers</image:title><image:caption>Not the slippers I had in mind, but inexplicably inspiring. (Source: etsy)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-08T16:10:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2009/11/27/14/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/p1040691.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1040691</image:title><image:caption>Fellow Twitards get ready for the big event. Mini-Edward puts up with us.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-23T06:24:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2010/02/11/tools-of-the-trade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/strangleweb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strangleweb</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-23T06:23:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2010/02/11/opening-the-doors-on-the-family-business/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ewottfb1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Family Business</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ewottfb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Family Business</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-23T06:23:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2010/04/10/the-family-business-is-growing-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tfb-banner11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TFB-Banner1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-16T22:06:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2010/03/16/%e2%80%9cremember-me%e2%80%9d-breaks-the-vampire-out-of-his-coffin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/robremme1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DF-15957</image:title><image:caption>Robert Pattinson shines — not sparkles — as the very human Tyler Hawkins in “Remember Me.”</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-23T06:22:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2010/03/16/the-private-eyes-of-march/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/greendress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greendress</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-17T04:31:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2010/07/10/eclipse-brings-the-goods/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/eclipse-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eclipse photo</image:title><image:caption>Robert Pattions stars in "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" as Edward Cullen. Oh. And there are some other people in the movie too, as well as bad wigs. (Photo courtesy of RottenTomatoes.com)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-23T06:21:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-19T18:59:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2010/11/22/beautiful-darkness-illuminates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bcbdbook-covers1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BCBDbook covers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bcbdbook-covers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BCBDbook covers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-07T04:40:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2010/05/04/becoming-a-mother-is-like/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://suzspetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/masterpiece.jpg</image:loc><image:title>masterpiece</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-06T05:17:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2008/08/13/current-affairs-and-state-of-the-arts/</loc><lastmod>2008-08-27T20:32:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com/2008/05/19/hello-world/</loc><lastmod>2008-06-01T07:20:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://suzspetals.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-05-22T22:30:35+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
